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"Men are like hardwood floors. Lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for life. But don't get them wet."

"-If you were my husband, I would poison your cup!
-If you were my wife, I would drink it."

"What can I say, I'm easy"

"It's not pretty being easy."

"Actually, the clothes do really make the man- naked people tend to have little or no say in society"

"I.. I do truly love my.. my dead, gay son. ..As a father."

"Sometimes its a good day to die, other times it's a good day to have breakfast." - Mr. Builds the Fire

Q:Whats red and white and bumps into things?
A: a baby with forks in its eyes.

"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."

"One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is god."

"Going to war without France is like going duck hunting without your accordion." Donald Rumsfeld, U.S. Secretary of Defense